Day 7: Jokes
12:00 AM
Wade: What gadget is funny?
What?
Wade: Eh in laughtop.
Wade: Susko. Not funny ???
Hahahahaha.
Wade: Wow. Youirdo too, no? When it's not funny then you laugh.
Wade: Or maybe you laughed for my joke on Monday? It just sinks in late for you, right?
Wade: HAHAHAHA
Lintek ka talaga ?
Wade: Hahaha.
Wade: I'm running out of jokes. Susko. Yvo might beat me. Not allowed.
Wade: Give me a joke.
Wade: I wish I had something for you, Joyce Ann.
Wade: The situation, I just always give? Give and take 'to!
Lintek ka!
The amount of chatter you have!
Wade: Hahaha.
Wade: It's easy. That's a joke.
Wade: Please?
Tsk.
Wait I will think.
Wade: Fix it.
Wow! Is there still a threat ?!
Can I make a joke of you there?
Wade: Hahahahaha! You have high blood pressure right away. Didn't I just tell you to chill? Can you judge chewing gum? Hahahaha!
Lintek talaga hahahaha
Hirit you funny annoying!
Wade: Uyyy. Joyce Ann yo is a bit kind ?
???
Wade: Joke and!
Here it is!
What is a depressed pig called?
Wade: What?
Eh in grief.
Seen, 12:19 AM
LINTEK KA TALAGA YOZON !!!
Then suddenly you ink-seen ?? !!
Wade: HAHAHAHA
Wade: You can say as many of my jokes as you can, as well as your jokes. HAHAHAHA!
Wade: Oh, don't bother there, ah.
I don't know about you!
Kainis' to.
???
Wade: Hahahahaha!
Wade: Sorry, Joyce Ann.
Wade: Hahahahaha!
12:08 AM
Wade: Good Friday today. Susko. Weekend!
It's as if you have nothing to do with your work so that you can act like that.
Wade: It hurts you to speak!
Wade: I'm so busy ??
Hahahahaha!
Wade: That's not a joke ??
Oh, isn't it? I thought it was a joke. Hahahaha!
Wade: Why, are you working ?!
Wade: Did you?
Still watching Naruto.
You?
Wade: Awtsu! He is also curious about 'kin ?
Gagu.
Wade: Hahahaha.
Wade: I do nothing. Just rest.
Wade: It's been 11 years since I got home.
Night life?
Wade: No, ah.
Wade: I'm a good boy ?
K.
Wade: Yes. Even if you ask my friends. Hahahaha!
How close are you?
Wade: Yes.
Wade: But don't be loud. I just put up with them.
Wade: Because when I leave them, the group will be handsome.
Wade: I'm the only one who brings them.
Wade: I am the muse.
Wade: #SelfLove
It seems not.
Hahahahaha!
Wade: To see is to believe.
Wade: You already saw me.
Wade: So believe that you believe.
Wade: Maybe you built my altar in your room, eh.
Wade: Do you like my picture?
Wade: Shirtless?
Wade: 5k only.
Asa!
You know the extent of your imagination. Please take advantage. Gawa kang kwento ?
Wade: Will I still take Arisa for a job? Hahaha!
Seen, 12:34 AM
Have you known Arisa for a long time?
Wade: About 8 months.
Wade: We met because of Ekis beybeh, her boyfriend.
Wade: Possessive because it is, they are not yet. So yes, I added Arisa on fb to make Ekis even angrier. Hahaha!
Wade: The old times. Lul.
Baka daw kasi sulutin mo ?
Wade: HAHAHAHA! Labo.
Why? Is it impossible for you to like the woman your friend also likes?
Wade: HAHAHAHAHA!
Are you funny ?!
Wade: Actually that happened.
Wade: A friend of mine liked my friend's girlfriend.
Wade: But nothing happened.
Wade: They are the same type of woman.
Wade: So maybe it fell too.
Are they still friends until now?
Is it not necessary?
Wade: No. Talking. Male to male ?
Wow.
There is such a thing.
Nice.
I thought there was such a thing in the novel.
Wade: It's possible that those in the book will happen in real life.
Wade: Why was that written?
Wade: Even a small percentage, based on real life.
Wade: So don't despair, Joyce Ann.
Wade: You know you're not an old maid.
Wade: HAHAHAHAHA!
Lintek you really are!
Then who said I was looking?
Duh.
I don't need a man in my life.
Wade: #LinyaNgMgaSingle
Wade: Hahahahaha!
There's nothing wrong with being single.
So what if I want to grow old alone? Is that so bad? That's my preference so what do you want?
Why should I look for someone who will just fool me, right?
Wade: Peter didn't do porket to you, it means Juan will do it to you too.
Wade: Because you know it's worse.
Wade: Hahahahaha!
HAHAHAHA
I don't have any luck with your tukmol ?
Wade: Yes.
Wade: We laughed.
Wade: Achievement so when I make you laugh. Because you are naughty.
I am not rude!
Wade: Selective sungit lang? Hahaha!
I don't know about you, ha!
???
But I am not rude.
I just really don't want to talk to strangers. So the tendency, I resent.
Wade: Hi. I'm Wade Yozon.
Wade: Handsome.
Wade: Yummy.
Wade: Handsome again.
??????????
Wade: It's the same. Hahahaha!
Wade: You already know me so don't bite me!
Hahahahaha!
Joyce Ann Silang.
Joy for those I do not close.
Wade: So it means we are close because I call you Joyce Ann?
No. Where are you from?
Hahahaha!
Wade: Is it just Level 1?
Wade: Tumal naman.
I don't know about you. Nakakaloka kang kausap ?
Wade: Hahahaha!
Wade: I have a question.
What?
Wade: Can I make friends?
Seen, 1:02 AM
Wade: Seen means yes, remember.
Okay.
Just not in love.
Wade: Why are you not allowed to fall in love with me? I can't blame you because I'm handsome.
Wade: I'm a damn good catch. Lul.
Gagu!
As if!
Thickness of its face. Hahahaha!
Upside down!
Don't fall in love with me. Okay?
Seen, 1:10 AM
Wade: Then you tell me thick face?
Wade: Joyce Ann ...
Wade: Let's go, what? Answer!
Hahahaha!
Lintek na 'to ?
Sleep already!
You're floating!
Wade: Hahahaha!
Wade: Goodnight, Miss Minchin.
?????????
Wade: Not even a goodnight there?
?????????
Wade: Goodnight, self #SelfSupport
Hahahaha!
Seen, 1:16 AM
Goodnight.
Seen, 1:17 AM
ONE MORE SEEN YOU WILL BE WITH ME
Wade: Hahahaha!
Seen, 1:19 AM