Day 6: Laugh
12:00 AM
Wade: What does one eyebrow say to another eyebrow?
What?
Wade: Hi brow.
Wade: HAHAHAHAHA
Lintek. The corny!
Wade: Sus. Everything is corny for you. KJ.
Wow. KJ pa. Eh corny, what can I do?
Wade: Type "HAHA" like that ???
???
Wade: Don't you know how hard it is to find a funny joke?
Maybe it's too hard. Because until now you haven't had a funny joke, eh.
Wade: What do you think of my sinend? Poems????
Hahahahahaha
Wade: Then when I didn't joke then you laughed?
Wade: You're fine, Joyce Ann.
Lintek ka! Don't be Joyce Ann! It's annoying.
Wade: Do you want endearment right away?
Wade: The speed you really act.
Wade: Wait. I have not been prepared yet.
Wade: Honeypie.
Wade: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lintek ka talaga no ??? !!!
There is no dawn that you are not annoyed!
Wade: HAHAHAHAHA
Wade: Attacking your Miss Minchin is attacking again. Chill, honeypie.
Wade: Your wrinkles will increase. All right.
I WILL DRY YOUR BLOOD!
Wade: Hahahaha!
Wade: How was your day?
Wade: Was it good because I chatted?
???
Wade: How do you want me to interpret those emojis?
Wade: ? - you are dissatisfied because I just chatted with you.
Wade: ? - you are frustrated because you missed my jokes.
Wade: ? - you've been waiting for me since yesterday.
Wade: Hey. Am I correct? The intensity of my charms. Shet. Hahahaha!
You are good at interpreting. This is also please interpret.
Wade: Which one?
This
??
Wade: HAHAHAHAHA
Wade: Wag, Joyce Ann!
Wade: We just met ???
Wade: Then I'm not prepared yet. Lul.
LINTEK KA
KABANAS
SA LAHAT NA LANG BA MAY SAGOT KA ????
Wade: Yes. I think I am a genius. Hahaha!
Do you do nothing but annoy?
Wade: Yes. We are very busy in the office. But I do not take home office works.
Wade: Then I just don't want the day to go by without you chatting. You may contribute.
As if. Excuse me!
Wade: Daan na.
Wade: Hahahaha.
Wade: How's your day?
Just right.
Wade: Just right?
Just right. As in okay lang.
Wade: Hmm.
What?
Wade: What what?
What is that hmm?
Wade: Nothing.
What is it???
Wade: Nothing. This is paranoid. Hahahaha!
???
Wade: Won't you even ask how my day is? Aba. Discrimination ?!
Fine.
How's your day?
Wade: You're so silly. Hahaha!
Lintek you really are! You'll be fine!
Wade: Hahaha! Anyway. It's fun. Alexis Ran bad had a bad trip ?
Why? You carved carved, no?
Wade: No! Jealous, eh. Hahaha. That idiot, too jealous ?
Are you jealous?
Wade: HAHAHAHA No. We're over. Past is past. I let him go for Arisa ?
Siraulo!
Hahahaha!
Wade: You, how's your day?
You already asked, right? Just over and over? ?
Wade: It's really ugly ?
We are not close yet, hello?
Wade: Hi ??
Ay, lintek na 'to. Hahahaha!
Wade: Why? You said hello so I said hi. Our elementary teacher taught us that way. Tsss.
I don't know about you!
Wade: Did you?
Still watching Naruto. You're a nuisance, eh.
Wade: Sus. You are replying. Pretend you're still looking forward to my chats ?
As if!
Are you doing nothing ?!
Wade: Nothing. I should be a spectator so I just lost my appetite.
Wade: So I'm just messing with the chatbox.
Wade: Eh my susko friends, MIAs.
Wade: I really thought of visiting Alexis Ran in his unit just so he might be busy with Arisa.
Wade: I'm just scared.
Wade: It emits fire when it disturbs quality time with Arisa.
Hahahaha!
In chat, you only have the size of a nuisance, what more in person.
So no wonder if Arisa's boyfriend will fire you.
Wade: The same. I'm in pain ?
No one has a pake ??♀️
Wade: I really wonder why you are so mean to me.
Wade: Are you really that handsome?
Wade: Is it my fault for being handsome?
Wade: If yes, sorry #SelfLove
HAHAHAHAHA!
Lintek ka.
Annoying!
I thought the dawn would pass without you bragging!
I just thought that ?
Wade: Hahahaha!
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Wade: I have a question.
What?
Wade: What do you call the banana on the stick?
What?
Wade: Bananaque
Wade: Eh, sweet potato on the stick?
Kamoteque?
Wade: Korek!
Wade: Pork on the stick?
Barbeque?
Wade: Korek!
Wade: Eh, horse on stick?
Horseque
Wade: HAHAHAHA SUSKO HAHAHAHAHA
Wade: Lintek ka, Joyce Ann! HAHAHAHA
LECHE KA!
Wade: Horseque? HAHAHAHAHA
LINTEK KA!
Wade: Horse on stick, horseque? Hahahaha!
OK EH WHAT ?!
Lintek na 'to!
Wade: Eh at CAROUSEL HAHAHAHA
Wade: HORSEQUE HAHAHAHA SUSKO HAHAHAHA
WALANGYA!
ANNOYING
YOU SHOULD BE SILENT
NAKAKAGIGIL KA !!!!
Wade: HAHAHAHAHAHA SUSKO
Wade: The amount of laughter I have. It's better to sell than my joke langya hahaha
?????
Goodnight!
You're a nuisance!
Wade: Aguy. Hahahaha!
Wade: Goodnight, horseque.
I don't know about you! I wish you had a nightmare!
Wade: HAHAHAHAHA!
Seen, 1:15 AM