Villain

I groaned and looked up from the unbelievable amount of work in front of me, and looked up at my best friend Carrie, who was currently sitting across me.

"I'll just fail out of school, then become a stripper, I'll call myself Crystal and survive off of Oreos" I cried looking over at Carrie, who was looking down and studying like a good little student.

Makes me sick.

"My mom's name is Crystal" Carrie muttered at me never looking up from her work.

"Your mom was obviously a stripper, she kept dancing when that little girl through Monopoly money in the air" I replied back.

Currently we are in the library studying for finals, we were in our 3rd year of college, and I am beyond ready to drop out.

"How about you just head back to our apartment and get some sleep, our final is tomorrow so go straight home Katrina Justice or I swear I'll smoother you in your sleep" she threatened me dully, never looking up.

Even though she said that monotone, I had no doubt that she would carry through with a crazy threat.

I quickly jumped up and gathered my stuff in my bag and made my way towards the exit. I looked at my phone and sighed when I saw it was 12am.

Great, so all the freaks will be out to play tonight. I made my way outside and quickly started making my way towards my apartment about 10 minuets from school campus.

I make a split decision and start taking alleyways, this will cut my time down a good 6 minuets. I know you are all thinking, no you dumb bitch! Don't take the dark alleyway, thats where people get killed, and raped, ... and killed.

But do not fear my friend, because supers have cut down crime, it is so rare that anyone would try anything, especially in the city of Technan, Pennsylvania. My city has the most super heroes in the entire country.

Yes, I said Super Heroes, they dress up in ridiculous costumes and come and save the day. I'd never come in personal contact with one before, but most people had. Flash Girl, Amazo Man, Water Boy, and everyones personal favorite Star Man.

Honestly, every last one of them needed to change their names, they were God awful.

But with every gift, there is a receipt, meaning not only were there Super Heroes, but Super Villains. To be honest with you all, it seems like grown people dress up and play cops and robbers against each other, which in itself deserves some type of therapy.

And those bitches were no joke. They didn't do robberies, or muggings. No they shot for world domination, and crazy shit like stealing planets.

Who steals planets? Sounded a little too Despicable Me, if you ask me.

They'd try to burn the earth down, send missiles towards countries, and my personal favorite was when one of them tried to destroy the sun.

The sun.

I chuckled just thinking about it, then we had the ones that made lasers and destroyed stuff like The Great Wall of China.

It wasn't until the distinct smell of cigarette smoke hit me that I stopped. No one is usually around here so I was confused. Then I heard laughter. Not happy laughing, but the 'I'm Going To Take Over The World' type of laughter.

I walked slowly towards the corner where I heard the sound. I looked around the corned slowly and saw a tall lone figure standing there laughing with a lit cigarette in his hand as he through ... gasoline in his hand as he through it all along the side of the building.

I tilted my head, what is he ...

Then without hesitation he flicked his cigarette quickly causing a fire to start on the building. The blaze quickly grew and the guy stood there laughing to himself as he watched the building go up in a blaze.

Well I think thats my signal to go.

I took one step and his head snapped over towards me so fast, it was like a scene from the fucking exorcist.

When my eyes met his, I knew I was in deep shit.

Standing ten feet away from me, next to a burning building was no one other than Blue Doom, the Super Villain of the century. He puts every disney villain to shame, he had done so much crazy stuff the past few years its ridiculous.

His recent antic was throwing a plane full of people at the white house, thankfully Star Man caught the plane just in time.

The best part though was when a camera zoomed in on Blue Doom's face he winked and waved before zooming off.

Here I was staring directly at the man who was once caught on tape throwing a man into the middle of the ocean, for shits and giggles!

This is what I get, I have the worse karma, this is what happens when you call people's moms strippers.

I looked over at six foot eight menace to society, he had his mask on, which covered only the top part of his face, leaving out his amazing ruff, sharp jaw. You could cut diamonds on that jaw. The part of his jaw that showed was a smooth caramel color, slightly lighter than my own skin tone.

And his eyes, they were a striking gold color, he was muscular, which I guess you have to be in able to throw a plane at the President of the United States.

He was in an all navy blue suit, that was unbelievably tight, not that a girl minded, he had muscular everything and to top off his look he had a black cape, which just oozed criminal activity.

The fact that I was standing in front of an evil genius was starting to really get to me. I fiddled with my curly black hair.

"So ... cool cape" I said to him still frozen.

He tilted his head to the side still staring at me in confusion then amusement, a smirk graced his lips, "Thanks. I dry clean it every other week" he said.

"Bet thats expensive" I replied back.

"When you threaten to destroy the building, people tend to do stuff for free" he said still smirking.

I was honed in on his lips, which were like two huge slices of sexy, and plum slapped on his face. "I bet that gets the job done" I chuckle half heartedly, still frozen.

He nodded his head, not really knowing what to say.

"Well ..." and I took off running in the direction of my apartment. I ran a good hundred feet before I turned a corner and tried to collect my breathing. God, I needed to hit a gym, and hard. I looked around and found a board of wood, about the size of my leg.

I'll take it.

I picked it put and waited, I heard an evil laugh about a foot away.

Oh he is going to kill me, I'm a witness. No one will find my body, everyone will just think I ran away and became a stripper. I was almost in tears, dammit I shouldn't have told so many people about that plan of mine.

The second Blue Doom stepped around the corner I swung the board directly in his face. The wood splintered and broke away. He stopped laughing and his golden eyes burned through me.

I was going to die.

He clenched his jaw in anger, "I'm going to rip your head completely off of your shoulders" he growled at me, his eyes burning such a bright gold, I'd be mesmerized if I hadn't just shit every organ out of my body.

I should mention Blue Doom is practically Super Man, he is unbelievably strong and nothing penetrates his skin, so my hit him with a plank of wood idea was dumb as shit.

"I'm so, so, sorry ... uhhh no habla ingles?" I asked slowly stepping away from his body.

"Run" was the only word he said, it carried so much venom that my body sucked the organs back into my body, then re-shit them out.

That is how scared I am.

I did exactly what he said, I turned and ran.

Except I ran straight into the brick wall, and the last thing I heard before I passed out was Blue Doom's incredibly deep voice saying, "Dumbass" before everything went completely black.

Blue Doom POV

"Run" I growled at her, I wanted to literally throw her off a bridge then meet her at the bottom only to drop kick her into the closest building.

Who the fuck does she think she is, hitting me in my face with a fucking plank of wood?!

She was dead.

She was done.

She just ran straight into a wall and knocked herself out.

Well shit.

I looked down at her body that hit the ground hard, "dumbass" I said looking down at the crazy girl.

She looked no older than 20, and she obviously was in college from the books in her bag.

I should just leave her here, and keep going, or tie an anchor to her leg and shove her into the ocean. What to do, what to do. So many options.

Suddenly I heard the heavy landing of the other supers tending to the burning building two blocks over. Dammit! I was suppose to be there!

I glared down at the unconscious fuck up at my feet.

I can't just leave her here, she's a witness, and those dipshits in tights would be all over her, trying to find out where the hell I was and what the hell I burned the building down for.

I looked down at the dumb bitch and put my foot on her throat. I'll just kill her, then she can't say shit.

I pressed down a little harder and her breathing stopped, however I thought back to our earlier conversation and I took my foot off her throat and frowned.

For some reason, I didn't want to kill her.

Weird.

I bent down and grabbed her underneath of her arms, she's heavy as shit too.

I groaned as I hauled her up, and sighed, before taking off into the night sky.