The sexy strippers

Chapter 2 The sexy strippers

D'CRUZ RESTAURANT, PITTSBURGH.

"You have got to be kidding me!" Alexis explained, feeling charged at the gossip. She had almost forgotten how interesting it is to spend time with her friend and sister. They have the juiciest gossip and it only gets interesting if it doesn't have to be about her.

Athena smacked her lips, "I tell you, sis. She has some guts trying to get in the way of my husband. You know how Ralph can be; shy and too polite. I couldn't just wait to pass the news around that her jewelries are costumes from India. Not so expensive as thought."

"You are so spiteful." Yvonne noted laughing her head off.

Alexis gasped for breath, "I'm sure Ralph would regret letting you come with him. His business associates would definitely hate you."

She shrugged. “It’s not like I care. As long as Ralph keeps getting the bag we are cool. And I assure you, my baby does know how to get the bag." Athena boasted.

"Does Sophia know you call her dad, baby?" Alexis couldn't resist mentioning her niece just to stir Athena up.

"Do you always have to remind me of the little girl, who has chosen to steal my man away from me?" Athena scoffed.

"I have never seen a mother be so jealous of her own child." Yvonne taunted with a chuckle, before looking all serious. "Anyways, let's leave all of that aside. So, Alexis when do you plan on getting laid?"

"Yvonne!" Athena whispered cautiously, looking everywhere except Alexis face.

Alexis didn't look in the least surprised at Yvonne's outburst. She has always been vague with her words. If Alexis wasn't so in love with her best friend since middle school, she would have tossed her out and bury her deep into a pile of snow. Yvonne knows just what to do to annoy her.

"What is all of this about? I thought we are just having lunch?" Alexis asked.

"Well, you talk about finding a way to get eat while eating." Yvonne rhymed, exchanging an high-five with Athena.

"Are you both ganging up against me now?" She asked.

"Nah." Athena replied. "But it would be better if you admit it to us now and maybe you would be saved from the line of ready to fuck strippers that we have prepared for your birthday tomorrow."

Spitting out her drink, Alexis stared hard in shock. "Please tell me I didn't hear you right. What the hell?"

"Come on, girl. You need to get laid, it's why you keep going around looking frustrated, angry and depressed." Yvonne noted.

"That place sure needs some drilling." Athena added.

"Can you both stop. I don't like you meddling in my business."

"How many years has it been?" Her sister asked.

Yvonne snickered. "I can answer that. It has been two years, twenty four whole months! If I try that shit I will definitely end up dead."

Athena had a horrified look on her face. "I might have tried jumping off the roof. What? How do you sleep at night?"

Alexis hissed. “How about you both learn the perks of celibacy."

"How about you check the health benefits of having sex regularly." Yvonne retorted.

Alexis held her head, she wondered how her friend and sister had linked up and chosen today of all days to make her life miserable. It's not like the both of them are oblivious to her experience with the last man she dated two years back.

Ethan was one of the sexiest man she had ever met. She should have known someone like that who always had an odd smile on his face would bring her nothing but trouble. She had to admit that Yvonne intuition about Ethan was right this time around cause her friend had blatantly refused the guy saying he looked like fraud. Yvonne would know because she gets to meet several of them all up for the cookie and nothing else.

However, Ethan didn't just come for the cookie but he was all of her money too. Alexis had bad dating experiences, but none of them was quite attentive like Ethan, which made her believe he might be different. He stole from her and almost ran her business to the rock, when she did recover, Alexis promised herself to stay away from men and focus on growing her business. It also includes refusing one night stands or any casual sex. She believes it's the only way to keep her heart safe.

"Even if you won't date any, you need some good sex in your life." Athena said, breaking her thoughts.

Alexis glared at the both of them. “Why are you so hellbent on ruining my peaceful life moment? What is it with you two?"

"I guess the sexy strippers have a job then!" Yvonne announced loudly, causing the other people in the restaurant to look towards them.

"Urggghhh." Alexis groaned. "What can I do to escape this awful plan of yours?"

"Come to the club with us and get a one night stand!" Athena said, grinning from ear to ear.

"Does Ralph and mom know you are so dirty minded." Alexis queried her sister, uncertain if she heard well.

Athena scoffed. “Whatever."

"I'm not coming." Alexis insisted.

"You know you would be present and even participate." Yvonne told her boldly. "You don't have to come to the club. I prefer the presence of the strippers to having a one night stand, don't you think Athena?"

"Sounds perfect. I am sure it's on your bucket list to get fucked by a stripper on your twenty-eighth birthday." Said Athena.

"When did I ever mention that to you, Athena?" Alexis bellowed.

None of them responded to her as they giggled at a silent joke, Alexis wish she could lie her way out of the crazy plan. The both of them have been trying really hard to get her to live a little which she doesn't think applies to getting laid by a random stranger. However, the thought of having to feed her innocent eyes on half naked men was tormenting.

Alexis felt a slight headache, if she kept on with going back and forth with the two ladies she might end up knocked out and unable to do a thing. Taking a deep breath, Alexis stared at them. "Fine! I will go to the club with you." She said.

Both ladies screamed loudly, slapping the table hard and ignoring the number of eyes scrutinizing them. "Tonight is going to be a fun night. We pop bottles till midnight!" Yvonne yelled like a banshee.