Chapter 2: [note - April 14-17]

[From Room 412]

AH, YOU'RE THAT BASTARD

I was wondering who could have been rude enough to have everyone out of their rooms just because that bastard wanted the whole floor to himself

Sorry, I'm not into loud sex. But thank you for the offer.

Please, keep it down.

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[From Room 411]

AH, YES, I'M THAT BASTARD

Why can't you just move out then? Seriously, we're the only ones remaining on this floor and I basically own it. How much do you want? Name it and I'll give it to you in exchange for your room.

Sex is always up for the offer, I know you'll regret rejecting it so I'll keep it open :)