Chapter 2
For the next ten minutes, Helen and I tried to explain that we should be paying for the holiday, but Brian and Lorna were having none of it.
As far as they were concerned, the kids were having a great holiday and it was a treat for Helen and me to watch the kids. Helen told Lorna they would discuss it later.
"Mum, either Brian and I pay for it..or the kids don't go," Lorna said coldly watching Helen flop down on a chair and think for a couple of seconds then look up and smile.
"Okay, but you realize that I will have to spoil the kids on holiday," Helen said with a dirty grin.
"No problem mum, oh did I tell you, the hotel is all-inclusive" Lorna added with a devious grin.
"You've thought of everything," Helen said with a chuckle watching Brian laugh.
Suddenly the months flew in, and Helen and I hit the internet to find out about what there was to see in Salou. Helen and I sat making a list of places that we fancied going to.
Two weeks before the holiday was due the tickets arrived, Helen sat in shock, and Lorna neglected to mention that they had booked the holiday for two weeks.
Helen looked at the invoice the holiday had cost Lorna and Brian thirteen hundred pounds. Helen hit the roof and phoned Lorna, insisting on paying for some of the holiday.
Lorna sat explaining that the invoice showed the total price, Lorna had received a third off because of an incentive scheme through her work.
"Mum, if you try to pay a penny, the boys don't go," Lorna said backing Helen into a corner.
Three days before we were due to go, my passport finally arrived. Due to some muck up in the passport office, my passport took three times as long to process as it should have.
The night before we were due to fly out, my parents sat me down and explained that I was there to help Helen and if they found out that I spent most of the holiday trying to chase women, they would kill me.
Okay, so the thought had crossed my mind about finding a nice girl my age, but I had it planned. If I did meet anyone I would have to explain the situation and hopefully we could take the kids for a couple of hours to give Helen a break.
Heading over to Helen's I waited for the boys to be dropped off, Brian explained that they had booked a last-minute getaway for a week. We sat talking about the holiday for an hour before Lorna and Brian gave the boys a long kiss and cuddle then left.
An hour later both the boys were fast asleep in Helen's bed, Helen and I went through all the bags making sure we had everything then sat down with a coffee.
"Eh, Helen can I ask you something?" I added watching her nod.
I sat explaining about meeting people and what if I met someone and wanted to take a walk to the town with them, would it be okay if I took one of the boys?
Helen just grinned and explained that if I met someone, she would make sure I had plenty of time alone with my hot little chick. I sat explaining that if she met someone nice then she just had to say. I could watch the kids to let them have a romantic night out.
Helen just laughed and told me that she had no plans of meeting guys.
"I don't know whether you have realized, but we will all be sharing the same room" Helen added watching me give her a confused look and then nod.
"Yeah, why?" I asked still oblivious to what she was getting at.
"Well we have to sort out about getting changed" Helen added, I finally realized what she meant.
"Oh, I see. That shouldn't be a problem" I stopped and then pulled a big grin watching Helen draw me a dirty look.
"Go on, say it," Helen said with a dirty grin, Helen knew what my sense of humor was like and realized that I was about to have her in stitches.
"I hope you've shaved your bikini line, I hate untidy women" I added with a dirty laugh, Helen couldn't contain herself and burst into a fit of laughter.
"If your dad knew what you had just said he would kill you" Helen added continuing to giggle.
Helen sat for a few seconds then pulled a straight face then stared straight at me.
"Actually if you must know, I prefer to shave completely," Helen said then burst out laughing before she had a chance to finish.
"Eeeew Helen, that's more than I wanted to know" I added with a laugh.
"Well, you started it" Helen added with a giggle watching me shake my head and laugh.
"I don't believe you, you realize what you've done" I added with a laugh watching her draw me a confused look.
"The first time you bend down in front of me in a bikini, I'm going to burst out in a fit of laughter" I added with a chuckle, Helen sat laughing.
"Hey wait a minute, I've just realized something" I added watching Helen give me another confused look.
"What?" Helen added coldly.
"I can't wait to see the look on your face when someone makes the mistake of thinking that I am your son" I added with a dirty laugh.
"That's not a problem, I'll just set them straight and tell them that you're my toy boy and Jack and Ryan are our kids" Helen added with a dirty laugh.
"Eew Helen" I added pulling a disgusted look and then laughing.
"Oh thanks a lot, Craig, I'm forty, not bloody seventy," Helen said with an offended tone then laughed.
"No, I didn't mean it like that" I added trying to backtrack a little realizing that maybe I had hurt her feelings.
"It's okay, I know what you meant," Helen said with a grin watching me sit there trying to think of something nice to say to repair the damage.
"Don't get me wrong, you're a nice-looking woman, but you're not my type" I added then realized that Helen was enjoying watching me squirm.
"Just nice looking" Helen added with a grin, she was going to make me pay.
"Well yeah, I mean...shit you're just trying to be nasty" I added watching her burst into another fit of laughter.
"Anyway you've got a cheek to talk to, I've seen the way you look at me when I don't have a top on" I added with a dirty grin watching Helen pull a shocked look and then laugh.
"Yeah right Craig, I think the term for that is cradle snatching" Helen added with a little smile watching me laugh.
Within an hour Helen and I had settled in front of the box and ordered a pizza, by midnight Helen was asleep on the sofa. I sat there watching her breath lightly, before allowing my eyes to slowly scan up and down her body.
Helen was about 5'6 with shoulder-length dyed blonde hair that curled at the ends of her hair. For forty she wasn't bad looking. But the best asset Helen had was her body. She was slim with medium-sized breasts.
Admitted before that night, I had never thought of Helen as anything other than Lorna's mum. I guess when I started watching Jack and Ryan, I sort of hoped that Brian and Lorna would break up and Lorna would see how much the kids liked me and maybe decided to give us another go.
Yet the more I sat there looking at Helen the more I realized that if Helen threw herself at me, I probably wouldn't refuse. I must have sat there for about twenty minutes trying to picture Helen naked before I decided to head up to her toilet and have a quick tug using her as my fantasy.