Day 2: Annoying

12:00 AM

Wade: Why is Christmas always challenging?

Ha?

Wade: Why is Christmas always challenging?

Christmas? Challenging?

Wade: Why?

Why?

Wade: Because there is a CHALLENGE.

Wade: HAHAHAHAHA

Stick to it. Hahahaha!

Your corny!

Annoying!

Wade: But you laughed right? Hahahahaha!

Go to sleep!

Kaurat 'to!

Wade: ?

Wade: You accepted my friend request, Miss Joyce Ann.

I don't want to.

We are not close ?

Wade: It's up to you. You'll regret it. You see.

Malabo mata ko ?

Wade: Me too, eh. It seems to blur because of your camera flash. Hahahaha!

Isn't the word move on trendy ???

Wade: No. Mga gwapo talaga hindi maka-move on ?

???

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WAIT???

How did you find out my full name ???

Wade: BDO that, right.

Wade: We find ways ?

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Wade: Just a joke.

Wade: Arisa mentioned. Haha.

Wade: You might think I'm a stalker, eh. 'Tong gwapo kong' to?

Wade: Tears.

Wow. Just wow ??

Wade: Haha.

Wade: Do you know I'm waiting for you to viral post my picture. Hahaha!

I did not post! I just showed it to Miss Margaux!

Asar 'to!

Wade: Aguy. Maybe you print it?

Wade: And framed.

Wade: Then worship every night.

Wade: Shet. I was shy ?

I don't know about you!

Yabang nito!

Not so handsome!

Wade: Sus. It doesn't look handsome but I took a stolen shot.

Wade: Shy-type too. Hahahaha!

Annoying!!!!

Wade: Hahahaha!

Wade: I also have a shy-type friend like you. But that's not handsome.

Wade: Hel.

Wade: It's always basted.

Wade: Kasi di gwapo.

Wade: He did not imitate me.

Wade: #PogiProblems

You are not arrogant either ?

Wade: Not really.

Wade: I'm just honest. Hahaha!

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May I ask a question?

Wade: Yep, I'm sexy, free, and single.

Tukmol na 'to!

Not that!

He is serious ?

Wade: Hahaha!

Wade: What is that?

Are you the friends in Miss Margaux's book "Never Ever After"? Erice's friends in the story?

Wade: Yes!

Wade: Hey.

Wade: I'm already famous Arisa made me even more famous.

Wade: Really. Do you want my autograph?

No, thanks.

I prefer Miss Margaux's autograph.

Is this story true to life?

Wade: Yes. Hahaha!

Wade: Especially your description of me. Very true to life.

Wade: Well done justice I look at the description.

Wade: #PogiProblems

Wade: #SelfLove

Jusko ang yabang mo ?

Wade: That's not arrogance, friend. Honesty. H-O-N-E-S-T-Y

It's okay ?

Wade: Sometimes I have a hard time.

Wade: Because I'm so handsome.

Wade: Because of my good looks, I was being shot stolen.

Wade: With flash.

Wade: Hahahahaha!

MOVE ON DUDE!

MOVE ON!

?

Wade: Hahahaha!

Get some sleep!

I do not bless you ?

Wade: Sus. You slept well because you talked to someone handsome.

Wade: At perfect.

Wade: #SelfLove #PogiProblems

Jusko.

Wade: Amen.

?

Wade: ?

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